People spot JESUS everywhere . . . in water stains, pizza boxes, whatever.  It's absurd, but it doesn't seem offensive or blasphemous.  THIS one kinda does.

In Brooklyn, Ohio, a man named Jim Lawry says Jesus has appeared on his car windshield . . . in a BIRD POOP STAIN.

At first glance, we thought it looked more like a dog's head than Jesus . . . but when you study it, you CAN see where Jim's coming from.

 

Here's another from a few months ago...This time on a tortilla shell!