THIS GUY.

From the Indy Star:

A 27-year-old woman was arrested early Sunday morning after, police said, she urinated inside a convenience store along Broad Ripple Avenue.

The incident happened at about 1:15 a.m. at Rock and a Hard Place, a convenience store beside the Rock Lobster bar in the 800 block of Broad Ripple Avenue. The woman, a store employee told police, walked toward the soda dispenser and knelt down. When he looked at the security video, the store employee saw that the woman’s pants were down to her ankles while she urinated on the floor, according to an Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department report.

When police confronted Traleigh Stephens, of Fort Wayne, they said she told them that she had too much to drink that night. She’s been preliminarily charged with public indecency, public intoxication and criminal mischief.

Police said pieces of merchandise were damaged, costing the store about $230 in damage.

Don't they recommend against sex before the game?